I Shall Forever Refer to Thanksgiving as “TG”

Today I was talking to my mom about Thanksgiving. I really wanted to talk about Thanksgiving, since it’s a pretty chill time with family, and also a really good excuse to be lazy at work and stuff.

Our conversation was really annoying me for some reason, and after thinking about if for a second, I realized I hated to type the word Thanksgiving. It was basically ruining our whole conversation.

So I came up with a solution.

We should, as a people, refer to Thanksgiving as “TG”. I really need your support in officially referring to Thanksgiving as “TG”, though. If only I write TG to everybody, they are gonna ask “what is TG?” and that will be even more annoying.

IMAGINE ALL THE TIME WE CAN SAVE TOGETHER.

Happy TG, bitches.